South Park Towelie You're a Towel Raglan Baseball T-Shirt


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Color: White

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You wanna get high? Inspired by South Park's favorite pot-smoking towel, this South Park Towelie You're a Towel Raglan Baseball T-Shirt is the perfect tee for binge-watching South Park or satisfying your munchies with pot pie.


  • 3.6 oz.(US) 5.7 oz.(CA), 52/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester, 40 singles
  • Contrast raglan sleeves and collar
  • Side seams
  • Tear-away label

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Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

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