Top 10 South Park Gifts - Gift Guide

Get ready to give your gift-giving game a kick-ass upgrade with the Top 10 South Park Gifts Gift Guide. Featuring fan-favorite apparel, accessories, and kitchenware, this collection has everything you need to find the perfect birthday, holiday, or other special occasion gifts for the biggest South Park fans. Shop the "Screw You Guys I'm Going Home" Cartman Tee, the South Park OMG I Killed Kenny Laser Engraved Cutting Board, the Towelie Towel, and more.

South Park Randy Marsh Mustache Washable Face MaskSouth Park Randy Marsh Mustache Washable Face Mask

1. South Park Randy Marsh Mustache Washable Face Mask

The Marsh family may not support Randy’s pandemic endeavors, but you can by adding this South Park Randy Marsh Mustache Face Mask to your daily look. Featuring Randy Marsh’s mustache front and center, this face mask is perfect to wear during your next essential outing.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • This face mask is not a medical device or a substitute for medical-grade or other approved protective equipment.
  • This face mask has not been NIOSH-approved (or equivalent, for non-US jurisdictions.)
  • Care and cleaning instructions: Machine Wash, Cold Water, Gentle Cycle, Do Not Bleach, Tumble Dry Low, Do Not Iron
  • Reusable: This face mask is washable and is therefore reusable.
  • Age Requirements: Ages 5+
  • Measures: Approx. 6.25" W x 4.25" H
  • Material: 100% 2 ply polyester
  • Additional Information: Cloth ear straps.
  • ViacomCBS will donate 100% of its proceeds from Snow Commerce’s sale of CBS face masks to support Feeding America’s COVID-19 Response Fund. 

Please note: Since the sale of this product is intended to benefit charity, promo codes cannot be applied to this product.

South Park Dead Kenny Premium BackpackSouth Park Dead Kenny Premium Backpack

2. South Park Dead Kenny Premium Backpack

He may look a little rough at times, but Kenny is definitely a South Park favorite. Now, you can take him everywhere you go by bringing this backpack to the gym, work, or class. With plenty of spacious compartments for your laptop, books, clothes, and other essentials, this backpack will quickly become a favorite accessory.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • This water-resistant backpack is perfect for all your daily needs including: a big inner pocket, a separate section for a 15'' laptop, a front pocket, and a hidden pocket at the back.
  • Dimensions: H 16" (42cm), W 12" (31cm), D 3" (10cm).
  • Made Of: 100% polyester.
  • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday SweatshirtSouth Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

3. South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

No matter where you roam this holiday season, you must remember one thing: never forget to bring a towel. This sweatshirt features Towelie on the front and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny on the back. This comfortable South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt is perfect to wear as you sing carols, decorate your home, or bake some special holiday brownies. This sweatshirt also makes a great gift for the biggest South Park (and Towelie) fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • This crew neck sweatshirt looks just like a knitted sweater, but is really the comfy crew neck sweatshirt that you love without any itch! It has a soft cotton-feel fabric on the outside and brushed fleece fabric on the inside for an extra comfy feel.
  • Fit: Relaxed Slim; item generally runs small.
  • Made Of: 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Cartman Screw You Guys Grey Adult Short Sleeve T-ShirtSouth Park Cartman Screw You Guys Grey Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

4. South Park Cartman Screw You Guys Grey Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Screw you guys, I’m going home! Show off one of Cartman's most iconic iconic phrases with this eye-catching South Park Cartman Screw You Guys Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Available in a variety of colors, this comfy tee is perfect to wear during your next South Park marathon.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
  • Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

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South Park OMG I Killed Kenny Laser Engraved Cutting Board<em>South Park</em> OMG I Killed Kenny Laser Engraved Cutting Board

5. South Park OMG I Killed Kenny Laser Engraved Cutting Board

This South Park OMG I killed Kenny Cutting Board is a hilarious gift to give any South Park fan and cooking enthusiast. Featuring a busted Kenny McCormick front and center, this durable bamboo cutting board makes an excellent addition to your kitchen decor and growing South Park collection.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Give as a gift or keep for yourself, either way this is a product to love and use for years and years to come!
  • Measures: 12" W x 18" L x 1" H.
  • Made Of: Earth-Durable Bamboo.
  • Care: Hand wash with warm soapy water.

South Park Characters Adult Fleece JoggersSouth Park Characters Adult Fleece Joggers

6. South Park Characters Adult Fleece Joggers

Whether you are on hour 34 of playing World of Warcraft with friends or picking up some food at City Wok, these South Park Characters Unisex Joggers let you take your favorite South Park characters with you. Featuring the series name on one leg and Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan and Butters on the other, these South Park joggers are a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Get ready for that 10K run or take it slow in your backyard‚these joggers are sure to make you feel comfortable either way.
  • Fit: Relaxed fit with a tapered leg; lower rise on the front and longer rise on the backside.
  • Made Of: 60% cotton and 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece.
  • Care: Machine wash cold - inside-out - on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.

South Park I Love You Social Distancing Sherpa BlanketSouth Park I Love You Social Distancing Sherpa Blanket

7. South Park I Love You Social Distancing Sherpa Blanket

Why be near people when you can social distance in this South Park I Love You Social Distancing Sherpa Blanket? Made of soft sherpa materials and featuring Cartman in his pajamas, this blanket is perfect to snuggle up in as you avoid the general public.


  • You'll never need another blanket! This blanket is the perfect addition to your home, it looks good and is a nice companion on cool nights.
  • Made Of: 100% polyester.
  • Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for longest life.

South Park Social Distancing White MugSouth Park Social Distancing White Mug

8. South Park Social Distancing White Mug

This South Park Social Distancing 11 oz. White Mug lets you celebrate the Pandemic Special with each use. Featuring Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wearing masks by the bus stop, this mug will make you smile each time you make your morning coffee.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
  • Capacity: 11 oz
  • Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • Additional Information: Large , easy-grip handle.

South Park Awesom-o Black Adult Short Sleeve T-ShirtSouth Park Awesom-o Black Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

9. South Park Awesom-o Black Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

This South Park Awesom-o Black Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt lets you take the A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 personal robot with you everywhere you go. Made in Japan and wanted by all of Hollywood, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O will give your wardrobe the upgrade it deserves.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
  • Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

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South Park Towelie Beach TowelSouth Park Towelie Beach Towel

10. South Park Towelie Beach Towel

Going to the pool or the beach? Don’t forget to bring a towel! Whether you are drying off after catching some waves or soaking up the summer sunshine, this South Park Towelie Beach Towel lets you take Towelie with you everywhere you go.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Whether at the beach or pool you will use this beach towel as your favorite accessory all summer!
  • Measures: 30"x60".
  • Made Of: 100% Velour Terry Cotton.
  • Care: Please wash before using towel. Pile and softness will return.