Top 10 Towelie Gifts - Towelie Gift Guide

You're a towel. Whether you are shopping for friends, family, or yourself, you can find everything you need for the biggest Towelie fans in this official Top 10 Towelie Gifts Gift Guide. Featuring fan-favorite apparel, accessories, and more, this collection will help you check off every Towelie fan on your gift-giving list. Shop the Towelie Beach Towel, Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe, Towelie Standee, and more official Towelie gifts.

South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday SweaterSouth Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater

1. South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater

No matter where you roam this holiday season, don't forget to bring a towel! Featuring Towelie within a festive design on the front and Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny on the back, this cozy South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater is perfect to wear as you sing carols, decorate your home or bake some special holiday brownies. This sweater also makes a great gift for the biggest South Park fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • High-quality knitted sweater. The hilarious design is fully knitted right into the sweater.
  • Made of: 100% acrylic. The sweater has a soft feel and is not itchy.
  • Care: Machine wash cold, with like colors. Hang to dry.
  • Additional information: Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.
  • Give back: One tree is planted for every sweater made!

South Park Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush RobeSouth Park Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe

2. South Park Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe

Show off your love for Towelie while you relax in this South Park Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe! This soft and luxurious robe is perfect to lounge in as you watch your favorite South Park episodes. Featuring a hood, tie, and two pockets, this cozy robe makes the perfect gift for birthdays, graduations, and holidays!

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • This officially licensed plush character robe is perfect for lounging and will be an instant favorite for South Park fans everywhere!
  • Care: Machine wash cold delicate cycle. Only non chlorine bleach when needed. Line dry. Warm iron if necessary. Do not dry clean.
  • Material: 100% Polyester

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South Park Towelie Beach TowelSouth Park Towelie Beach Towel

3. South Park Towelie Beach Towel

Going to the pool or the beach? Don’t forget to bring a towel! Whether you are drying off after catching some waves, soaking up the summer sunshine, or using it as your new favorite bath towel, this South Park Towelie Beach Towel lets you take Towelie with you everywhere you go.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Whether at the beach or pool you will use this beach towel as your favorite accessory all summer!
  • Measures: 30"x60".
  • Made Of: 100% Velour Terry Cotton.
  • Care: Please wash before using towel. Pile and softness will return. Machine wash and dry as needed.

South Park Towelie You're a Towel SocksSouth Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks

4. South Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks

Take Towelie and his comebacks everywhere you go in these South Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks. Featuring a pattern of Towelies and "You're a Towel" phrases across a comfortable purple material, these socks are perfect to throw on during your next South Park marathon.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Size: One size fits most. Men 7-14, Women 7.5 and up
  • Composition: 77% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 2% Lycra
  • Care: Machine washable and tumble dry
  • The perfect South Park gift for holidays, birthdays, and other special occasions!

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South Park Towelie Smoking Velveteen BlanketSouth Park Towelie Smoking Velveteen Blanket

5. South Park Towelie Smoking Velveteen Blanket

Towelie knows everything about "native" medicine...if he could only remember it. From South Park marathons to relaxing nights in, Towelie fans will love cuddling up in this ultra-soft & plush South Park Towelie Velveteen Blanket.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Size: 50 x 60 in
  • Material: Velveteen fleece (100% Polyester)
  • Care: Machine washable

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South Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-ShirtSouth Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

6. South Park Towelie You're A Towel Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Inspired by South Park's favorite towel, this South Park Towelie Short Sleeve T-Shirt is the perfect tee for bingeing on South Park or satisfying your munchies with pot pie.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
  • Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

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South Park Towelie Pool FloatSouth Park Towelie Pool Float

7. South Park Towelie Pool Float

Jump into summer with your favorite South Park character, Towelie! This official South Park Towelie Pool Float is perfect for getting your tan on, relaxing at the pool, or heading out for a beach day. The exclusive South Park Towelie Pool Float is a must-have summer accessory for any South Park fan!

PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • Whether you are hitting up the pool, beach, or lake, this South Park Towelie Pool Float is a must-have accessory for fans of Towelie.
  • Float does not come with a pump.
  • Dimensions: 25" x 76 1/2"
  • Made of: PVC
  • Ideal for ages 12 and up.
  • Designed to hold 275 lbs. 
  • WARNING: This is not a lifesaving device. Do not leave child unattended while device is in use. This is not a toy. Never allow diving or jumping onto or from this product.

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South Park Towelie Cardboard Cutout StandeeSouth Park Towelie Standee

8. South Park Towelie Cardboard Cutout Standee

MORE standees available: Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman

This South Park Towelie Standee will remind you to always bring a towel. No matter where you place it, this standee lets you celebrate Towelie's finest accomplishments, including running a farm with Randy Marsh, playing "Funkytown" at a secret government base, and being the most out of control towel you know.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • Dimensions: 47” x 23”
  • Easel glued to the back to make it free-standing
  • Material: Cardboard
  • Additional Information: This item is nonrefundable. No returns accepted.

South Park Towelie Premium BackpackSouth Park Towelie Premium Backpack

9. South Park Towelie Premium Backpack

Students, travelers, and workers alike will love upgrading their accessories game with this South Park Towelie Premium Backpack. With a spacious interior and Towelie as the main design, this backpack holds all of your daily essentials in one classic place.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • This water-resistant backpack is perfect for all your daily needs including: a big inner pocket, a separate section for a 15'' laptop, a front pocket, and a hidden pocket at the back.
  • Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm).
  • Made Of: 100% polyester.
  • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Towelie Hand TowelSouth Park Towelie Hand Towel

10. South Park Towelie Hand Towel

No matter where you go, don’t forget to bring a towel! Perfect for kitchens and bathrooms, this South Park Towelie Hand Towel makes a great homecoming gift for any South Park fan. Place this hand towel where everyone can see you represent your favorite South Park towel.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • The perfect accent piece to show off what you love in the kitchen.
  • Measures: 15” x 25”.
  • Made Of: Sheared microfiber polyester face; reverses to 100% cotton terry loops.
  • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.