Top 10 Towelie Gifts - Towelie Gift Guide

You're a towel. Whether you are shopping for friends, family, or yourself, you can find everything you need for the biggest Towelie fans in this official Top 10 Towelie Gifts Gift Guide. Featuring fan-favorite apparel, accessories, and drinkware, this collection will help you check off every Towelie fan on your gift-giving list. Shop the Towelie Beach Towel, You're a Towel Hoodie, Towelie Mug, and more official Towelie gifts.

South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday SweatshirtSouth Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

1. South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

No matter where you roam this holiday season, you must remember one thing: never forget to bring a towel. This sweatshirt features Towelie on the front and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny on the back. This comfortable South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt is perfect to wear as you sing carols, decorate your home, or bake some special holiday brownies. This sweatshirt also makes a great gift for the biggest South Park (and Towelie) fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • This crew neck sweatshirt looks just like a knitted sweater, but is really the comfy crew neck sweatshirt that you love without any itch! It has a soft cotton-feel fabric on the outside and brushed fleece fabric on the inside for an extra comfy feel.
  • Fit: Relaxed Slim; item generally runs small.
  • Made Of: 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Towelie Beach TowelSouth Park Towelie Beach Towel

2. South Park Towelie Beach Towel

Going to the pool or the beach? Don’t forget to bring a towel! Whether you are drying off after catching some waves or soaking up the summer sunshine, this South Park Towelie Beach Towel lets you take Towelie with you everywhere you go.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Whether at the beach or pool you will use this beach towel as your favorite accessory all summer!
  • Measures: 30"x60".
  • Made Of: 100% Velour Terry Cotton.
  • Care: Please wash before using towel. Pile and softness will return.

South Park Towelie Lightweight Hooded SweatshirtSouth Park Towelie Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt

3. South Park Towelie Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt

Whether you have a date with a South Park episode or just have the munchies, you will love wearing this South Park Towelie Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt every chance you get. With Towelie above one of his iconic phrases, this lightweight sweatshirt is perfect for fans of Towelie.


  • The hoodie is great for everyday casual wear , yet durable enough to keep its great looks and great fit in any setting.
  • Made of: 55% Cotton / 45% Polyester
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low
  • Additional Information: Front pouch (kangaroo) pocket

South Park Towelie Smoking Sherpa BlanketSouth Park Towelie Smoking Sherpa Blanket

4. South Park Towelie Smoking Sherpa Blanket

An expert budtender, Towelie knows everything about “native” medicine...if he could only remember it. From South Park marathons to relaxing nights in, Towelie fans will love cuddling up in this ultra-soft South Park Towelie Smoking Sherpa Blanket more than Towelie loves getting high

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • You'll never need another blanket! This blanket is the perfect addition to your home, it looks good and is a nice companion on cool nights.
  • Size: 50"x 60".
  • Made Of: 100% polyester.
  • Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for longest life.

South Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-ShirtSouth Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

5. South Park Towelie You're A Towel Short Sleeve T-Shirt

You wanna get high? Inspired by South Park's favorite pot-smoking towel, this South Park Towelie Short Sleeve T-Shirt is the perfect tee for bingeing on South Park or satisfying your munchies with pot pie.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
  • Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

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South Park Towelie You're a Towel SocksSouth Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks

6. South Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks

Take Towelie and his comebacks everywhere you go in these South Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks. Featuring a pattern of Towelies and "You're a Towel" phrases across a comfortable purple material, these socks are perfect to throw on during your next South Park marathon.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Size: One size fits most. Men 7-14, Women 7.5 and up
  • Composition: 77% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 2% Lycra
  • Care: Machine washable and tumble dry
  • The perfect South Park gift for holidays, birthdays, and other special occasions!

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South Park Towelie Premium BackpackSouth Park Towelie Premium Backpack

7. South Park Towelie Premium Backpack

Students, travelers, and workers alike will love upgrading their accessories game with this South Park Towelie Premium Backpack. With a spacious interior and Towelie as the main design, this backpack holds all of your daily essentials in one classic place.


  • This water-resistant backpack is perfect for all your daily needs including: a big inner pocket, a separate section for a 15'' laptop, a front pocket, and a hidden pocket at the back.
  • Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm).
  • Made Of: 100% polyester.
  • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Towelie Hand TowelSouth Park Towelie Hand Towel

8. South Park Towelie Hand Towel

No matter where you go, don’t forget to bring a towel! Perfect for kitchens and bathrooms, this South Park Towelie Hand Towel makes a great homecoming gift for any South Park fan. Place this hand towel where everyone can see you represent your favorite South Park towel.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • The perfect accent piece to show off what you love in the kitchen.
  • Measures: 15” x 25”.
  • Made Of: Sheared microfiber polyester face; reverses to 100% cotton terry loops.
  • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Towelie You're a Towel Tough Phone CaseSouth Park Towelie You're a Towel Tough Phone Case

9. South Park Towelie You're a Towel Tough Phone Case

...You’re a towel. Whether you are listening to the melody of Funkytown or texting a hilarious Towelie meme to your friends, this South Park Towelie You're a Towel Phone Case lets you represent everyone’s favorite towel. Resistant to scratches and drops, this phone case is a must-have for South Park fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Protect you phone in style with this premium tough phone case!
  • Dual Layers: Soft black cushion interior case and an outer hardcover shell that is made out of high-quality polycarbonate.
  • Fit: Full coverage of your phone with easy access to all ports.
  • Additional information: Resistant to scratching , peeling , and fading. This case is drop-proof and shock resistant.

South Park Towelie White MugSouth Park Towelie White Mug

10. South Park Towelie White Mug

Coffee drinkers and tea enthusiasts will get high on happiness with this South Park Towelie White Mug. Featuring your favorite towel and an easy-grip handle, this mug will look great on your office desk or kitchen table.


  • Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
  • Capacity: 11 oz
  • Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • Additional Information: Large , easy-grip handle.