Top 10 Towelie Gifts - Towelie Gift Guide

Don’t forget to bring a towel! Whether you're looking for a Towelie-themed holiday sweater, blanket, or unique Towelie-inspired collectibles, our Top 10 Towelie Gifts Gift Guide has something for every fan. Elevate the gift-giving experience for Towelie's biggest fans and shop fan-favorite apparel, accessories, and more.

South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday SweaterSouth Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater

1. South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater

No matter where you roam this holiday season, don't forget to bring a towel! Featuring Towelie within a festive design on the front and Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny on the back, this cozy South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater is perfect to wear as you sing carols, decorate your home or bake some special holiday brownies. This sweater also makes a great gift for the biggest South Park fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • High-quality knitted sweater. The hilarious design is fully knitted right into the sweater.
  • Made of: 100% acrylic. The sweater has a soft feel and is not itchy.
  • Care: Machine wash cold, with like colors. Hang to dry.
  • Additional information: Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.
  • Give back: One tree is planted for every sweater made!

South Park Towelie Beach TowelSouth Park Towelie Beach Towel

2. South Park Towelie Beach Towel

Going to the pool or the beach? Don’t forget to bring a towel! Whether you are drying off after catching some waves, soaking up the summer sunshine, or using it as your new favorite bath towel, this South Park Towelie Beach Towel lets you take Towelie with you everywhere you go.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Whether at the beach or pool you will use this beach towel as your favorite accessory all summer!
  • Measures: 30"x60".
  • Made Of: 100% Velour Terry Cotton.
  • Care: Please wash before using towel. Pile and softness will return. Machine wash and dry as needed.

South Park Exclusive Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! FigureSouth Park Exclusive Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! Figure

3. South Park Exclusive Towelie Funko Pop! Figure Featuring Steven McTowelie

The South Park Shop's Exclusive Limited Edition Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! Figure shows Towelie's alter ego / author Steven McTowelie from Season 10, Episode 5 of South Park, "A Million Little Fibers," which first aired on April 19, 2006. The figure stands approximately 4" tall from the top of his hat to the bottom of his feet, and comes in the classic Funko display box, complete with a South Park Shop exclusive sticker of authenticity. This exclusive Funko Pop! Figure is available in strictly-limited quantities only at the South Park Shop, so don't miss out!

  • Approximately 4" tall vinyl figure
  • Includes a South Park Shop exclusive sticker on box
  • Ages 3+ - WARNING - CHOKING HAZARD - Not intended for children under 36 months

Looking for more? Don't miss the Steven McTowelie Bundle, featuring the exclusive Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! Figure, plus our exclusive 3D puff print Towelie T-Shirt and a heavyweight metal Towelie Bottle Opener. Shop the bundle here!

Please note:

  • Customers may purchase up to 3 units per order of this item.
  • All sales are final on this exclusive figure. No returns and no cancellations.
  • Please see our special Funko exclusive FAQ for more details on this exclusive product.

This product ships to the USA and internationally. 

  • To place an order for the UK, click here.
  • To place an order for Canada, click here.
  • To place an order for the EU, click here.

South Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-ShirtSouth Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

4. South Park Towelie You're A Towel Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Inspired by South Park's favorite towel, this South Park Towelie Short Sleeve T-Shirt is the perfect tee for bingeing on South Park or satisfying your munchies with pot pie.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
  • Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

South Park Towelie Premium BackpackSouth Park Towelie Premium Backpack

5. South Park Towelie Premium Backpack

Students, travelers, and workers alike will love upgrading their accessories game with this South Park Towelie Premium Backpack. With a spacious interior and Towelie as the main design, this backpack holds all of your daily essentials in one classic place.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • This water-resistant backpack is perfect for all your daily needs including: a big inner pocket, a separate section for a 15'' laptop, a front pocket, and a hidden pocket at the back.
  • Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm).
  • Made Of: 100% polyester.
  • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Towelie Camo Unisex Hooded SweatshirtSouth Park Towelie Camo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

6. South Park Towelie Camo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Immerse yourself in the South Park Towelie Camo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. The best looking hoodie in town, this premium all over print sweatshirt features a camouflage design with the ever popular character from South Park, Towelie!

  • This comfy unisex hoodie has a soft outside and an even softer brushed fleece inside. The hoodie has a relaxed fit and it's perfect for wrapping yourself into on a chilly evening.
  • Fit: Relaxed Slim; item generally runs small. We recommend ordering 1-2 sizes up for a baggier fit.
  • Made Of: 70% polyester - 27% cotton - 3% elastane.
  • Care: Machine wash cold - inside-out - on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.

South Park Towelie Collegiate T-ShirtSouth Park Towelie Collegiate T-Shirt

7. South Park Towelie Collegiate T-Shirt

The South Park Towelie Collegiate T-Shirt is designed with a classic and timeless collegiate inspired design, offering a comfortable and casual feel. 

  • Made of: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Pre-shrunk fabric

South Park Towelie Smoking Sherpa BlanketSouth Park Towelie Smoking Sherpa Blanket

8. South Park Towelie Smoking Sherpa Blanket

An expert budtender, Towelie knows everything about ?native? medicine...if he could only remember it. From South Park marathons to relaxing nights in, Towelie fans will love cuddling up in this ultra-soft South Park Towelie Smoking Sherpa Blanket more than Towelie loves getting high.

  • You'll never need another blanket! This blanket is the perfect addition to your home, it looks good and is a nice companion on cool nights.
  • Soft and smooth mink touch front with a tan sherpa back.
  • Made Of: 100% polyester.
  • Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for the longest life.