Top 10 Towelie Gifts - Towelie Gift Guide

You're a towel. Whether you are shopping for friends, family, or yourself, you can find everything you need for the biggest Towelie fans in this official Top 10 Towelie Gifts Gift Guide. Featuring fan-favorite apparel, accessories, and drinkware, this collection will help you check off every Towelie fan on your gift-giving list. Shop the Towelie Beach Towel, You're a Towel Hoodie, Towelie Mug, and more official Towelie gifts.

South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday SweatshirtSouth Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

1. South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

Featuring Towelie in a festive design on the front and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny on the back, this cozy South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater is perfect to wear as you sing carols, decorate your home, or bake some special holiday brownies. This sweater also makes a great gift for the biggest South Park fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • This crew neck sweatshirt looks just like a knitted sweater, but is really the comfy crew neck sweatshirt that you love without any itch! It has a soft cotton-feel fabric on the outside and brushed fleece fabric on the inside for an extra comfy feel.
  • Fit: Relaxed Slim; item generally runs small; size up for a baggier fit.
  • Made Of: 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Towelie Smoking Velveteen BlanketSouth Park Towelie Smoking Velveteen Blanket

2. South Park Towelie Smoking Velveteen Blanket

Towelie knows everything about "native" medicine...if he could only remember it. From South Park marathons to relaxing nights in, Towelie fans will love cuddling up in this ultra-soft & plush South Park Towelie Velveteen Blanket.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Size: 50 x 60 in
  • Material: Velveteen fleece (100% Polyester)
  • Care: Machine washable

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South Park Towelie You're a Towel SocksSouth Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks

3. South Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks

Take Towelie and his comebacks everywhere you go in these South Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks. Featuring a pattern of Towelies and "You're a Towel" phrases across a comfortable purple material, these socks are perfect to throw on during your next South Park marathon.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Size: One size fits most. Men 7-14, Women 7.5 and up
  • Composition: 77% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 2% Lycra
  • Care: Machine washable and tumble dry
  • The perfect South Park gift for holidays, birthdays, and other special occasions!

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South Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-ShirtSouth Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

4. South Park Towelie You're A Towel Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Inspired by South Park's favorite towel, this South Park Towelie Short Sleeve T-Shirt is the perfect tee for bingeing on South Park or satisfying your munchies with pot pie.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
  • Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

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South Park Towelie Die Cut StickerSouth Park Towelie Die Cut Sticker

5. South Park Towelie Die Cut Sticker

This South Park Towelie Die Cut Sticker makes an iconic addition to your laptop, water bottle, planner, notebook and more. Featuring Towelie and the phrase “You’re a Towel” beneath him, this sticker is a must-have accessory for any fan.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Show of your favorite show with this vibrant sticker on virtually any surface!
  • Dimensions: 5.5''x5.5''.
  • Made Of: Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
  • Application: Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

South Park Towelie Hand TowelSouth Park Towelie Hand Towel

6. South Park Towelie Hand Towel

No matter where you go, don’t forget to bring a towel! Perfect for kitchens and bathrooms, this South Park Towelie Hand Towel makes a great homecoming gift for any South Park fan. Place this hand towel where everyone can see you represent your favorite South Park towel.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • The perfect accent piece to show off what you love in the kitchen.
  • Measures: 15” x 25”.
  • Made Of: Sheared microfiber polyester face; reverses to 100% cotton terry loops.
  • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Towelie You're a Towel Crew Neck SweatshirtSouth Park Towelie You're a Towel Crew Neck Sweatshirt

7. South Park Towelie You're a Towel Crew Neck Sweatshirt

You’re a towel. … Whether you are snacking on some munchies or watching South Park, you will love wearing this South Park Towelie You're a Towel Crew Neck Sweatshirt more than Towelie enjoys throwing out this classic insult.

 PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Made of: 50/50 preshrunk cotton/polyester
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: This sweatshirt features double needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs, 1 x 1 rib with spandex, and a convenient tear-away label. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease and tailored with air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling

South Park Towelie Tough Phone CaseSouth Park Towelie Tough Phone Case

8. South Park Towelie Tough Phone Case

Take your favorite towel with you everywhere you go with this South Park Towelie Phone Case. Durable and available for multiple phone models, this Towelie Phone Case is perfect for any South Park fan.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Protect you phone in style with this premium tough phone case!
  • Dual Layers: Soft black cushion interior case and an outer hardcover shell that is made out of high-quality polycarbonate.
  • Fit: Full coverage of your phone with easy access to all ports.
  • Additional information: Resistant to scratching , peeling , and fading. This case is drop-proof and shock resistant.

South Park 8-Bit Towelie Bring a Towel Men's Tri-Blend T-ShirtSouth Park 8-Bit Towelie Bring a Towel Men's Tri-Blend T-Shirt

9. South Park 8-Bit Towelie Bring a Towel Men's Tri-Blend T-Shirt

In this South Park 8-Bit Towelie Bring a Towel Tri-Blend T-Shirt, you'll never forget to bring a towel. With Towelie front and center in an 8-bit design, this comfortable South Park t-shirt is perfect for admirers of Towelie.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Super soft and comfortable tri-blend material will make this shirt your new favorite!
  • Fit: Slim structure for a modern silhouette - we suggest ordering a size up if you prefer a baggier fit.
  • Made of: 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low
  • Additional Information: Laundered fabric to avoid shrinkage after washing

South Park Towelie Premium BackpackSouth Park Towelie Premium Backpack

10. South Park Towelie Premium Backpack

Students, travelers, and workers alike will love upgrading their accessories game with this South Park Towelie Premium Backpack. With a spacious interior and Towelie as the main design, this backpack holds all of your daily essentials in one classic place.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • This water-resistant backpack is perfect for all your daily needs including: a big inner pocket, a separate section for a 15'' laptop, a front pocket, and a hidden pocket at the back.
  • Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm).
  • Made Of: 100% polyester.
  • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.