South Park Towelie Short Sleeve T-Shirt

$45.95
Color: Purple
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You wana get high? Inspired by South Park's favorite pot-smoking towel, this South Park Towelie Short Sleeve T-Shirt is the perfect tee to lounge around in. Whether you are binging South Park or munching on Cheesy Poofs, we think Towelie would be honored to see you wearing this tee before he forgets what is going on.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Your new favorite tee is made from super smooth and comfortable cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing.
  • Fit: Regular fit; item generally runs small.
  • Made Of: 95% polyester, 5% elastane.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

Ordering Information:

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  • Availability: Ships to the United States and Puerto Rico.
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Towelie

Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie

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