South Park Towelie Cardboard Cutout Standee
This South Park Towelie Standee will remind you to always bring a towel. No matter where you place it, this standee lets you celebrate Towelie's finest accomplishments, including running a farm with Randy Marsh, playing "Funkytown" at a secret government base, and being the most out of control towel you know.PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Dimensions: 47” x 23”
- Easel glued to the back to make it free-standing
- Material: Cardboard
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Stanley Marsh has always been your comparatively average all-American fourth grader... who happens to live in one of the most fucked-up places on Earth. Whenever crazy things are happening in South Park, he and Kyle are there to provide the voice of reason and help resolve the problems, often with a comforting speech or at least some memorable highlights from Star Trek.
For Stan’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Stan_Marsh
Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.
For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie