South Park Towelie Kitchen Towel

South Park Towelie Kitchen Towel

Regular price $19.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $19.95 USD
Color:

White

White
Size:

16 in x 24 in

Size Chart
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Product Details

Bring some hilarious, offbeat humor to your kitchen with the South Park Towelie Kitchen Towel. Featuring the iconic, yet somewhat absent-minded, talking towel from South Park, this towel adds a playful and quirky touch to your space. Made from soft, absorbent fabric, it's perfect for drying dishes, wiping hands, or simply showcasing your love for the series. Whether you're a die-hard South Park fan or just love Towelie's unique character, this towel is a fun and functional addition to any kitchen! Don't forget to bring it along—but don't get too high!

  • 16" x 24"
  • Microfiber Cloth (80% Polyester, 20% Polyamide)
  • Superior Absorbency
  • Fast Dry
  • Cold water washing and low heat drying or hand wash
  • No bleach

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Product Details

Bring some hilarious, offbeat humor to your kitchen with the South Park Towelie Kitchen Towel. Featuring the iconic, yet somewhat absent-minded, talking towel from South Park, this towel adds a playful and quirky touch to your space. Made from soft, absorbent fabric, it's perfect for drying dishes, wiping hands, or simply showcasing your love for the series. Whether you're a die-hard South Park fan or just love Towelie's unique character, this towel is a fun and functional addition to any kitchen! Don't forget to bring it along—but don't get too high!

  • 16" x 24"
  • Microfiber Cloth (80% Polyester, 20% Polyamide)
  • Superior Absorbency
  • Fast Dry
  • Cold water washing and low heat drying or hand wash
  • No bleach

Product Details

Bring some hilarious, offbeat humor to your kitchen with the South Park Towelie Kitchen Towel. Featuring the iconic, yet somewhat absent-minded, talking towel from South Park, this towel adds a playful and quirky touch to your space. Made from soft, absorbent fabric, it's perfect for drying dishes, wiping hands, or simply showcasing your love for the series. Whether you're a die-hard South Park fan or just love Towelie's unique character, this towel is a fun and functional addition to any kitchen! Don't forget to bring it along—but don't get too high!

  • 16" x 24"
  • Microfiber Cloth (80% Polyester, 20% Polyamide)
  • Superior Absorbency
  • Fast Dry
  • Cold water washing and low heat drying or hand wash
  • No bleach

TOWELIE

Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie

TOWELIE

Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie

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