South Park Cartman Kick Ass 17 oz Stainless Steel Slim Water Bottle
What's better than scarfing down an entire bag of Cheesy Poofs in one sitting? Washing it down with your favorite beverage from this South Park Cartman Kick Ass Water Bottle! With Cartman front and center against a white background, this slim water bottle totally kicks the asses of all the other water bottles out there.
- The perfect laser engraved 17 oz slim water bottle for an on-the-go lifestyle.
- Made of: Premium grade 18/8 stainless steel.
- Temperature control: Double wall insulation and vacuum sealed lid keeps cold drinks for 24 hours and hot drinks for 12 hours.
- Convenient design: Cola shaped bottle allows for easy-grip and fits in most cup holders.
- Additional information: BPA-free & nontoxic. Our bottle will not leech chemicals and won't alter flavors.
- Care instructions: Top dishwasher safe.
- Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
- Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.
- Availability: Ships to the United States and Puerto Rico.
- Shipping Policy: For more information, see our Shipping Policy here.
Eric Theodore Cartman is just a normal fourth grader who appreciates the simple things in life - watching television, eating junk food, playing video games and the suffering of those he despises. Once described by a neighbor as “fat, racist, [and] foul-mouthed,” Cartman is also sadistic, sociopathic, selfish, narcissistic, and greedy, and tends to place his own desires, needs and reputation above all else in life. His decisions are almost always driven by his own material or personal desires, and feelings like sympathy and guilt are largely foreign to him.
For Cartman’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman