South Park Stan No Parents is Awesome Socks

$19.95 $12.95

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The only thing better than no parents? These South Park Stan No Parents is Awesome Socks. Whether you live in Smiley Town or Treasure Cove, these socks let you celebrate a parent-free world in style and comfortably outrun the anarchy that soon follows.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Size: One size fits most. Men 7-14, Women 7.5 and up
  • Composition: 77% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 2% Lycra
  • Care: Machine washable and tumble dry
  • The perfect South Park gift for holidays, birthdays, and other special occasions!

Ordering Information:

HOLIDAY SHIPPING: Place your order using the following methods to receive by Dec 25:

  • Standard: Dec. 16
  • Expedited: Dec. 18
  • Priority: Dec. 21

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  • Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
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  • Availability: Ships to the United States and Puerto Rico.
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Stan

Stanley Marsh has always been your comparatively average all-American fourth grader... who happens to live in one of the most fucked-up places on Earth. Whenever crazy things are happening in South Park, he and Kyle are there to provide the voice of reason and help resolve the problems, often with a comforting speech or at least some memorable highlights from Star Trek.

For Stan’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Stan_Marsh

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