South Park Cartman Six Feet Back Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

$24.95
Color: Grey
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This South Park Cartman Six Feet Back Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt lets you gently remind everyone to stay six f*cking feet away from you at all times. Featuring Cartman wielding a six-foot pole, this tee is a hilarious addition to any essential-outing outfit.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to wear anywhere you go.
  • Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

Ordering Information:

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Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is just a normal fourth grader who appreciates the simple things in life - watching television, eating junk food, playing video games and the suffering of those he despises. Once described by a neighbor as “fat, racist, [and] foul-mouthed,” Cartman is also sadistic, sociopathic, selfish, narcissistic, and greedy, and tends to place his own desires, needs and reputation above all else in life. His decisions are almost always driven by his own material or personal desires, and feelings like sympathy and guilt are largely foreign to him.

For Cartman’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman

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