South Park Cartman Salvation All Over My Face Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Nothing—not even a bag of Cheesy Poofs—is as satisfying as feeling His salvation all over your face. Just make sure you don’t get any in your eyes to avoid any STDs (Salvation Transmitted Diseases). Comfortable, hilarious, and available in multiple colors, this South Park Cartman Salvation All Over My Face Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt will make any South Park fan laugh out loud with each wear.
- You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
- Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
- Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.
- Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
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- Availability: Ships to the United States and Puerto Rico.
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Eric Theodore Cartman is just a normal fourth grader who appreciates the simple things in life - watching television, eating junk food, playing video games and the suffering of those he despises. Once described by a neighbor as “fat, racist, [and] foul-mouthed,” Cartman is also sadistic, sociopathic, selfish, narcissistic, and greedy, and tends to place his own desires, needs and reputation above all else in life. His decisions are almost always driven by his own material or personal desires, and feelings like sympathy and guilt are largely foreign to him.
For Cartman’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman