South Park Towelie You're A Towel Graphic Tank Top

Color: Grey Heather

Ships to the U.S.A only.

You wanna get high? Inspired by South Park's favorite pot-smoking towel, this South Park Towelie You're A Towel Graphic Tank Top is the perfect thing to wear, whether you’re bingeing on South Park or satisfying your munchies with pot pie.


  • Made of: 100% Cotton
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: Made with comfortable to wear 5.3 Oz fabric with a double stitched bottom hem. Soft & comfortable and with a tear away label.

Ordering Information:

Allow 3-5 business days for your order to ship.

  • Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
  • Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.
  • Availability: Ships internationally to most countries around the world.
  • Shipping Policy: For more information, see our Shipping Policy here.


Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit:

Products That Ship Internationally

You may also like