South Park Cartman Kick You in the Nuts Socks

$19.95

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If someone is annoying you, don’t just kick them in the nuts. Kick them in the nuts in style. Comfortable enough to wear around South Park, at home, or while roundhouse kicking someone in the crotch, these hilarious South Park Cartman Kick You in the Nuts Socks make a hilarious addition to the wardrobe of Eric Cartman fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Size: One size fits most. Men 7-14, Women 7.5 and up
  • Composition: 77% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 2% Lycra
  • Care: Machine washable and tumble dry
  • The perfect South Park gift for holidays, birthdays, and other special occasions!

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Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is just a normal fourth grader who appreciates the simple things in life - watching television, eating junk food, playing video games and the suffering of those he despises. Once described by a neighbor as “fat, racist, [and] foul-mouthed,” Cartman is also sadistic, sociopathic, selfish, narcissistic, and greedy, and tends to place his own desires, needs and reputation above all else in life. His decisions are almost always driven by his own material or personal desires, and feelings like sympathy and guilt are largely foreign to him.

For Cartman’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman

Cartman

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